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TOP 10 CUSTOMERS' QUESTIONS 1. Is Tom here? 2. Do you serve BBQ? 3. Is your turkey real? 4. What's the weather like on the patio? 5. I am Tom's friend don't I get a discount? 6. Do you have mashed potatoes? 7. Where do you put the band? 8. Why don't you serve banana pudding? 9. May we get separate checks? 10. Is there pork in your ham? These are real customer questions and just a few we receive on a daily basis. I will list a them from time to time. We usually offer polite answers, but once in awhile a mood strikes us and we give well, these answers... 1. Yes, but he is back in the office counting his pennies. 2. Damn, is that what the sign outside says? 3. Usually, but those things are sure hard to catch. 4. Partly cloudy with a chance of pecans. 5. Tom, who is Tom? 6. No, but we will loan you our special brick. 7. Next to your table, of course 8. We would but we keep losing our can opener. 9. Yes, but the last person in your party pays for everybody's food and drinks that they forgot they just had…and the tip 10. Yes, but mostly ham. Actual customer questions and actual smart-ass answers |